Rejected greetings card verses #1

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Rafflesia arnoldii smells of rotting flesh;

And so do you.

Apparently there is a limited market for such greetings card verses, sending cards to people you don’t like who are particularly odorous isn’t a big seller. My pointing out Zombies would love the verse didn’t seem to help, as a demographic, zombies tend not to spend money on anything!