Nom nom nom chocolate eclairs

Carolyn and I were on the couch, worn out from a hectic weekend, birthday parties and lunches.

So worn out we decided to treat ourselves to some chocolate Éclairs. I eat mine and Carolyn eats most of hers then hands me piece of hers that she cannot finish.

“Hey, there’s no chocolate on this, you licked off all the chocolate!”

“No I didn’t, it came off when I took a bite.”

“Right, the chocolate is the best part, that and the cream filling.”

“Right,” she grabs it from me and jabs her tongue inside and licks all the cream filling out, “there.”

Dang, should have kept my mouth shut!

Craving Chocolate

Me: Mmm this smells so much like chocolate goodness, I’m drooling.

Carolyn: Huh uh.

Me: I’m going to eat it, chocolate, yum.

Carolyn: Okay.

Me: I’ve been wanting chocolate now I’m going eat it all.

Carolyn: Fine, wait, Chocolate, we don’t have any chocolate, if I remember rightly you ate the chocolate before anyone else could get some.

Me: Smell this lovely Hershey’s chocolate. Down the hatch.

Carolyn: What are you talking about? Wait, give me that you’re not eating that.

Me: It’s mine, I want the chocolate.

Carolyn: Give it here, that’s mine and you are not bloody eating it, you ejjit (the wife picks up my Brit vernacular, just like the grand kids mimic my accent perfectly).