Why all the honking

My bus pulled up to an intersection and stopped at the red light, next to us was a woman in a small red car then a tow truck. Suddenly the woman pulled her red car across the front of the bus and turned right, heading  down the street. I wonder if she paid attention to the bus driver and tow truck driver blaring their horns at her.

She obviously realized within a few seconds that she was driving the wrong way down a one-way street because she spun the car around and came back.

I am just happy no-one was tearing down the street on the green light or they could have hit Miss Numpty head-on.

One reason that even when crossing a one-way street I always look both ways, don;t want to get run over by some numpty not paying attention, once was enough!

Woman on the bus

Young woman on bus sitting at the front, very outgoing and talks to anyone, she is also loud but not necessarily obnoxiously so.

Yesterday evening, she got on the bus and started chatting up the driver, her reply to him asking her how she was, she told the whole bus;

“I am off to get drunk.”

A guy got on and she was chatting with him and told him she was off to meet her Mom to go to the Social club to get inebriated. He told her to be careful, she said,

“There’s no one there under fifty so I should be okay.”

She thinks people fifty and older can’t be horny or something.

My 76 year old mother-in-law recently married a 54 year old man. I wish there was something I could take to erase the mental images I have after the wife told me what she and her mom talked about and shopped for before the wedding.
Anyhoo, the girl wasn’t on the bus today, guess she was sleeping off the night before.
Oh to be so young and stupid again.